January 2010
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“To Whom It May Concern:
I am (mother), a mother of 2 teenage boys training for...”
– I received this email just yesterday straight from the mother. The concerned mother’s name shall be concealed so as to respect her privacy. I have posted this because I am concerned for those who may not have known about the issue. I would want to clarify this as several sites have already...
fuckyeahbigbangtheory:
croatoan:
The Big Bang...
Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
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Sino tatay ko? Nasan na aso ko? :-(
Bakit ako nandito? Sino and Diyos? Bakit ka wala dito? Ano ba ang nangyayari sa’kin?! … hehe
If you and I switched bodies without anyone knowing, what’s the first thing you’d do? :>
I’d try jogging and see how it feels to be looked at and be a distraction to everyone else.
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Aw. Freaky?
Sheep Gives Birth to Human-Faced Lamb in Turkey
By Pravda.Ru writer Dmitry Sudakov
A sheep gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.
Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the calf out, but was horrified to see that the features of the calf’s snout bore a striking resemblance to...
“Thursday, January 21, 2010
To all Kjwan listeners and supporters
..I...”
– I hope one day I can reach that dream as well. I really have to start doing so now.
Good job, Jorel!
Pochoy's new band, Malay! →
PBB: Is hell
PBB: Deluxe Edition is one hell of a violent act. Puro feeling lang naman dun e. Walang magawang istorya, gagawa ng istorya. Pero wala naman talagang kuwenta kasi nagpapakita lang ng kawalang bahalang gawa sa telebisyon. Hindi exciting, e. Mas nagiging isang palabas lang na nagpapakita ng kawalang hiya ng pagiging isang desperadong house member. Malabo ang buhay sa bahay ni kuya. Hindi nga...
4
Ida: One plus one equals 2. Two plus two equals 4. What is four?
Kar: Four is two plus two.
Ida: Hindi. Ano nga ang four?
Glurb: Edi one plus one plus one plus one.
Ida: Hindi. One word lang siya.
Kar: Grabe naman.
Glurb: Um... number.
Ida: Ayun! WAHAHAHA!
Kar: Ano ba 'tong si Ida?!
Glurb: Anlabo mo! Sabaw!
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Follow her scandalous life online! =))
What's next for DMII?
I’m was watching the second to the last episode of ABS-CBN’s “Dahil May Isang Ikaw” while net-ing here in a net shop.
There’s all this fuzz about the Wife B of Woman A’s son killing the other son of Woman A. Woman A is the lawyer against Wife B and Wife B’s husband, Husband B, is the wife’s lawyer. They’re all in the court for a trial.
Next...
OrangeGummi!
I don’t know my plans for the night. Still at home at the moment. Will be logging off from the net world in after this. I hope you and Elian are doing great over there. :*
Nat Geo's: Top Ten Discoveries of 2009
dmnadira:
1. “Missing Link” Found: Fossil Connects Humans, Lemurs?
The 47-million-year-old, exceptionally preserved primate fossil “Ida,” unveiled on May 20, was hailed by some as a major discovery in human evolution.
The publicity frenzy made National Geographic News’s brief coverage our most viewed page of the year—and inspired a backlash as some experts, suggested Ida was more media event...
I just want "to be".
I feel like my ESSE is falling apart. So much for a lack of essence, I guess.
"I asked her if she will remarry if ever I die...
She said, “I don’t want to… But I don’t know what will happen.”
Man just wanted all your loving even though it’s only “‘til death do us part”.
That’s how much selfish he can be.
- Should we be sad for the guy?
Tumblarity: 21
Woo hoo! Wonderful number!
Cranberry Raisinets
Waking up early morning before dawn has never been the same as before. Throughout the break, my body clock was like being in a different timezone only to find myself still within Philippine territory. I haven’t had much to do at home except segregate trash; different sizes of bottles, old newspaper, and sweep the garage off of dried leaves that piled up into two large garbage bags. It was...